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STAR WARS(TM) N.S. EPISODE 1: T.E.I. Part 1

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The following fan fic story is rated
PG+ FOR INTENSE SCI-FI ACTION/VIOLENCE, RUDE HUMOR,
MILD LANGUAGE, SOME THEMATIC ELEMENTS AND MILD
SENSUALITY
May Not Be Suitable For Younger Readers



(sound effects from the original STAR WARS)
(Cinderella's Castle shown)

DISNEY


LUCASFILM, Ltd (TM)


CREATIVE ARTS, INC. (R)



A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...


(STAR WARS theme song plays)

"STAR WARS(TM)" (til it's disappeared)


NEW SAGA: EPISODE I: THE EARTH INVASION

Star Wars is becoming the best Sci-Fi adventure for all time.
Although it's a fantasy story for any Star Wars fans, something's about
to change our planet. Almost the same situation from the entire original
movie franchise.

A new Imperial Fleet is now officially for real and it's at the galaxy
light years away to dominating the planet of all life forms lived.
EARTH! Commodore Renmare is leading the Tie Fighters going through
the asteroid field.

Darth Vador is commanding the Stormtroopers to make the ultimate
attack while 2 Droids; C3-PO and R2-D2 were trying to get away from the
evil Imperial Forces before entering Earth's atmosphere.  
The epic adventure was about to begin.


(words disappeared)
(elsewhere in the milky way as a Stardestroyer moving slowly)
(Tie Fighters flying around)
(blasting the asteroids away)

COMMODORE REMARE: Have you clear the path?

STORMTROOPER #1: Yes, Commodore Remare.
You have clear course to your destination.

COMMODORE REMARE: Excellent.
Lord Vader will be impressed.
I'm going to my quarters configurating the attack plan.
Carry on.

(he walks away) (door opens automatically)
(door closes and activating the Hologram Communicator)
(Darth Vador shown)

COMMODORE REMARE: Lord Vader.

DARTH VADER: As the fighters clearing the pathway?

COMMODORE REMARE: Effectively correct.
The Tie Fighters make a clean sweep.
We will be in our destination approximately 2 light years away.

DARTH VADER: Good.
Those Earthlings will never underestimating our forces.
Continue your present standards. Lord Vader out.

(hologram off)
(Tie Fighters blasting through as the Stardestroyer make it without a scratch)
(activating Hyperspace boost and going faster)

As the evil Imperial Forces going through of space and time, they're approaching
towards to a small rock called the Moon. They made a stand while closer towards to
the planet with life; EARTH! Inside the Stardestroyer, two Droids, C-3PO and R2-D2
were about to stop them but they don't want to be executed.

C-3PO: This is madness.
They're gonna attack a habitant planet by force.
We need to stop them.

(R2-D2 beeps and whistles)

C-3PO: I don't need your opinion.
Nobody around.
Very suspiciously strange without any bodyguards in those corridors.

(R2-D2 beeps and disgrunted)

C-3PO: Log off, short circuit.

(both Droids going through until a small scouter E2-45 saw 'em) (beeps out loud)

STORMTROOPER #2: THE DROIDS! BLAST THEM!

(the Stormtroopers start blasting) (they went faster as C-3PO got smack by a
narrow doorway) (thuds) (R2-D2 picks him up and heading towards to
the Escape Pod) (blasting off towards to Earth)

STORMTROOPER #3: CONTACT COMMODORE REMARE!
THE DROIDS HAVE ESCAPED!

(droids went through Earth's atmosphere and landed on Florida's harbor hard)
(2 droids coming to shore)

C-3PO: WHAT A RIDE!
Thought we could be in the scrap tanker forever.
Where are we?

(R2-D2 beeps and whistles)

C-3PO: Florida? Earth? SPLENDED!
WE MUST ALERT THE EARTHLINGS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Though transportation could be a royal pain.

(R2-D2 beeps comment "you are a royal pain")

C-3PO: I AM NOT!

But, unfortunately, it's already too late that the Commanders are going places
around the world for the ultimate domination invading anyplace they want
to conquer for their Galatic Empire. First location, Arendelle, Norway, a place filled
with love and enchantment until now.

OLAF: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!?!

(snowball at him)

KRISTOFF: GOT YOU!

ANNA: You should've look before you seen us.

ELSA: Try it again.
And this time, try your best to get us first.

OLAF: All right.
Maybe I can get you guys first before you got me.

KRISTOFF: Doesn't make any sense.

(dark shadows clouding the sunlight) (all citizens saw what's approaching)
(Tie Fighters moving slowly) (children frightened and crying)
(Imperial Flagship 23-L lands safely)

ANNA: ELSA, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?!

ELSA: I don't know.
Evil just came to our home country.
WE BETTER EVACULATE! COME ON!

KRISTOFF: COME ON, SVEN!

(Sven get everyone on him and moving faster) (Tie Fighters landed)
(Stormtroopers marching in close by Arendelle)
(Commander Olly Hassmender came to announce)

COM. OLLY HASSMENDER: Greetings, citzens of Arendelle, I am
Commander Olly Hassmender, Second Command of the Galatic Empire.
We are taking your land for our Emperor.
Fail to cooperate, you'll be in certain doom.

(they came too late)

ELSA: HEY!

COM. OLLY HASSMENDER: Huh?

ELSA: These people aren't being ordered by the likes of you.
I'm gonna ask you to leave.

COM. OLLY HASSMENDER: Charming.
SEIZE HER!

(Stormtroopers about to capture her until she freezes them like ice cubes)
(Stromtroopers start zapping) (explosions)

OLAF: HEY, BUCKET HEADS!
LEAVE HER ALONE!

(throwing snowballs at them) (Stormtrooper zaps Olaf and he got melted a little)
(he groans in pain)

ALL: OLAF!

ANNA: Those fellas aren't gentlemen like.
Even hurting my very best friend.

(Stromtrooper got a weapon closer to his face)

KRISTOFF: Uhh...
I think we should take a immediate retreat. (punch and ran)

ANNA: RIGHT! ELSA, LET'S GO!

ELSA: WHAT!?! WHAT ABOUT THEM!?!

ANNA: WE MUST GET HELP!

(they're running as Elsa cries and mad)

ELSA: (sniffs) Poor people of Arendelle.
We will return and you will pay. (running faster)

(they took off as the citizens into their Prison Cell Blocks)

Things aren't looking good for their homeland so now, the Tie Fighters are everywhere
around the planet. First, Agrabah.

ALADDIN: It's a beautiful night in Agrabah.
LOOK! A FALLING STAR!
Make a wish.

JASMINE: I wish something's good will come above the skies.

(Tie Fighters floating around) (both gasps) (start blasting buildings)
(people frightened) (they're running away until the Stormtroopers)

JASMINE: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WISH FOR!

ALADDIN: Aren't we in a wrong story?

JASMINE: Don't think so, sweetie.
But those fellas just mean business with us.

(laser blasts and explosions)

ALADDIN: ABU! GENIE! CARPET!
WE MUST GET OURSELVES OUT OF HERE!

(Stormtrooper starts shooting) (explosions) (Aladdin got his right arm bleeding)

JASMINE: ALADDIN!

(she got him while he got hurt) (they flew away)

Also at Australia while both Bernald and Miss Bianca are sharing their honeymoon
together when the Stormtroopers start blasting the landscapes.

MISS BIANCA: Isn't the landscapes breathtaking, my darling?

BERNALD: Yes, it is.
But you are the most breathtaking landscape I loved.

MISS BIANCA: You're so modest, my husband.

(zaps and explodes)

BOTH: WHAT THE HECK!?!

(Stromtroopers continues blasting) (explosions) (all animals running away)
(animals got captured by their Intergalatic Objective Beams)

MISS BIANCA: Who are those fellas?

BERNALD: Don't know but we better leave or we're ending up like that.

(both mice running away)

Another flagship is approaching towards to one of Hawaiian Islands;
Kaua'i as Lilo, Stitch and his new love, Angel were making a sandcastle
having a grand time until their fun just about to be over.

LILO: What do you think of this sandcastle?

STITCH: (babbles) DISGUSTING!

LILO: HEY! I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION!
I was thinking of making something so constructive.
How about Mickey's butt on it?

STITCH: YEAH!

ANGEL: Funny.

(all people saw something approaching towards to their island)

ANGEL: What is that?

STITCH: Stitch got bad feeling.

LILO: Is one of those experimental cousins again?

STITCH: Don't think so, Lilo.

(Flagship lands as a big guy's ice cream lands on the sand)
(people screaming as Stormtroopers marching in)

LILO: Why aren't they wearing costumes like that?

STITCH: Bad. Very bad.

ANGEL: Must alert Jumba.

JUMBA: HEY!
DID YOU KNOW WHO ARE YOU DEALING WITH!?!
I'M JUMBA! BRILLIANT SCIENTIST ON EXPERIMENTATIONS
AND TECHNOLOGY!

STORMTROOPER #3: Maybe you can work with us.

JUMBA: Really?

ALL: JUMBA!

JUMBA: NO! I HAVE A FAMILY!

STORMTROOPER #4: They're coming with you, sir.

JUMBA: OH! I need a new underwear pack before peeing myself.

STORMTROOPER #5: GET IN, LARD ASS!

LILO: HEY, LET HIM GO!

(activating the stun rifle and stuns her unconscious)
(taking the girl as her sister came to save her)

NANI: LILO! HEY! LET GO OF MY LITTLE SISTER!
Who do you think you are?

(Stormtrooper stun them all and going inside the Imperial Flagship)
(the whole town down in flames) (people got captured)  
(Stitch starts crying as him and Angel were running away)
(went inside their spacecraft and blasting away)

Every location from London, England, Paris, France, Rio De Janeiro
even the biggest cities in the world: New York City. Where Chip and Dale
even their family were relaxing in Central Park until they came.

CHIP: Very relaxing.

CADGET: You said it, my darling.
I'm glad I married you.

CHIP: Because of my good charms and leadership skills?

GADGET: No.

CHIP: What?

GADGET: Your heart. (both kissing)

(flying objects approaching towards Central Park) (people screaming as
the Stormtroopers took the people elsewhere)

DALE: What's going on now, man?
Is there a Sci Fi convention around in New York?

CHIP: You're getting overdramatic, Dale.
I'm sure there's a logical explanation for....

(ZAPS!) (explosions)

CHIP: ...THIS!?!

TAMMY: I don't know you guys but we got to leave.
NOW!

MONTEREY JACK: Blimy.
They turned that ground into swiss cheese.
I love cheese.

DALE: Never mind, Jack.

(Chip bickers as the floating droid start blasting)

ALL: OH, MY GOSH! HOP OUT!

(they're out of the treehouse til it got blasted to bits)
(tree burns as Gadget cries when Foxglove got their flying craft and got landed)

FOXGLOVE: DID SOMEONE CALL A TAXI!?!

DALE: THANKS, MY BATTY GAL! (kisses)

MONTEREY JACK: BLIMY!
OUR HOME DESTROYED! I miss all the adventures we enjoyed.

TAMMY: Like finding morsels of cheese lately?

(he's mad at her)

GADGET: Tammy.
Where to now, my darling?

CHIP: Only one place where us characters got support for years.
We go where our old friend lives.

WALT DISNEY WORLD! And at the Magic Kingdom, the original icon
characters are getting ready for their performance but instead, the whole location
was about to be bombarmented by the evil forces including Darth Vader
himself.

(Tie Fighter landed as the Stormtroopers along with Darth Vader)

MINNIE: Boy, it's a big crowd today.

MICKEY: You said it, Minnie.
Lots of Disney fans were waiting for us performing.

DONALD: How come to wear this ridiculous outfit?
(wears a Little Miss Muffet)

DAISY: It suits you very well.

GOOFY: Gosh, a lady. SELFIE! (holding his cell phone and taking pictures)
It'll be perfect for my photograph collection now.
Hyuck.

DONALD: Somebody shoot me..

(all laughing) (Pluto barks and growls)

MICKEY: What is it, boy?

(Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers approaching)

ALL: Huh?

(people saw him and the Troopers stopped)

DARTH: Leave this place.

KID #1: Hey, it's Darth Vader.
Can I have your autograph?

(his autograph book lifts away and toss it away)

MOTHER: HEY, THAT ISN'T VERY NICE!
WHY DO YOU DO THAT!?!

DARTH: Lady, please, leave or suffer the consequences.
Don't make me use my force on your head.

MICKEY: HEY! DARK FRIGHT!
HEY, PAL, WE'RE PERFORMING AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING OUR
PERFORMANCE! What do you have to say for yourself?

(Darth Vader using the force and pushing Mickey into the moat)
(all gasping)

MINNIE: MICKEY!

DARTH: LEAVE NOW!

(Stormtroopers start blasting the Main Street area) (explosions)
(people frightened and screaming) (leaving the Magic Kingdom)

GOOFY: GAWRSH! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?!

MINNIE: GOOFY, GET MICKEY'S TUSHY AND RUN LIKE HECK!

(Goofy fell while screaming) (thuds) (all facepalms together)
(Pluto barks and growls)

Then, few Disney characters were about to go to Walt Disney World but
it was too late that the evil Empire already came and what happens next
was unbelievably devastating.

DARTH: BLOW THAT CONSTRUCTIVE PALACE DOWN TO THE GROUND!

(one Tie Fighter was about to getting closer towards to Cinderella's Castle)

ALL: NO, DON'T!

(a couple leaves the Castle from behind) (Tie Fighter blasting the
Cinderella's Castle blown to bits) (all crying in terror)

MICKEY: No. Not that Cinderella's Castle. (crying)

MINNIE: Come on, Mickey, we better go right now.

(all Disney characters are taking Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy
and Pluto going elsewhere away from the evil villains)

DARTH: It is done.
The Commanders will use this location as our Lookout Base.
Nothing will stand our way.

STORMTROOPER #3: My Lord, Commodore Remare's coming here soon.

DARTH: Excellent.
Our celebration awaits. Come and let's eat.

Looks like Walt Disney World is now turning into a Lookout Base called...
BATTLEFRONT BASE to let more Stormtroopers and Imperial Pilots
to enjoy refreshments and dinner before preparing to battle.
All things just gone bad to worse, the Stormtroopers are marching in
even at downtown Miami, Florida. In one of the apartment buildings lies
a 21 year old Star Wars fan named Kevin Harwrenth. A lonely young man
who loves Star Wars so much.

KEVIN: Never underestimate the power of my force, evil Dictator.
ZAP!

(mimiking light saber sounds) (moving around)

KEVIN: Sorry, Vader, you have lost.
I am a Jedi only for good never do evil.
(sniffs) Bad breath, Vader.
Next time use your own toothbrush with paste.

(seeing the Stormtrooper poster)

KEVIN: EAT LIGHTSABER! YEAH! YEAH!
Phew. What a workout.
Is too bad my family are already gone but I can go on my own.
Huh?

(Stormtoopers marching in)

KEVIN: WOW! A PARADE!
I BETTER CHECK THIS ONE OUT, MAN!

(about to leave his place while the Stormtroopers continuing their march)
(he saw them going while there's no one around)

KEVIN: What the hell?
Why people aren't around?

(Stormtrooper looking at him and going away)

KEVIN: Hey, man, since when they didn't advertising the parade's schedule?
Oh, well. HEY, SIR! HEY!

(he steps closer towards the Stormtrooper)

KEVIN: Hi, Stormtrooper, why marching in now?

STORMTROOPER: Because we're continuing to march for Lord Vader.

KEVIN: Very interesting.
I bet Lucas hired you guys to do this.
Hey, man, that's a nice blaster. I have one in my own collection.
May I?

(about to grab it until the Stormtrooper pushing him away)

STORMTROOPER: GET OFF ME, KID!

KEVIN: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?!
Your pal is a piece of crap.

STORMTROOPER: What did you call me?

KEVIN: CRAP FROM A WOOKIE'S ASS!

(got blaster close by him)

KEVIN: That looks real.

(Stormtrooper blasting the car to none)

KEVIN: HOLY SHIT, IT'S REAL! AHH!

(running) (Stormtrooper continues blasting as Kevin getting away)
(he breaths heavily besides the back wall of the building)

KEVIN: What in Obi-Wan Kanobi's force is going on, man?

(Tie Fighters and Flagships floating around the area) (child screams away from the
Stormtroopers) (Kevin crying in tears)

KEVIN: Looks like Star Wars have gone into reality.

Join with him and the Disney characters along with C-3PO and R2-D2 to fight the
evil Empire on the 2nd part of this story. May the force be with you.

TO BE CONTINUED....
The moment you've been waiting for.
The most anticipating fan fic story of the century
before The Force Awakens flick comes this December. 
So I made a Part 1 of the whole story. I will finish the 2nd part
before the movie starts. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU! ENJOY! 
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JohnSpartan1982's avatar
SW and Disney fan too eh?