Lifestyles With MINERVA MINK(R) Episode: 2

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(DEVIARTART ORIGINAL SERIES logo appears
as "LIFESTYLES WITH MINERVA MINK(R)")


(theme plays)

LIFESTYLES WITH MINERVA MINK(R)
Created by Tom Ruegger and Shrekrulez

Series Development by SHREKRULEZ ENTERTAINMENT, LTD.
CREATIVE ARTS, INC. (R)
WARNER BROS. INC. (TM)
and
AMBLIN ENTERTAINMENT (TM)



EPISODE 2
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MINERVA'S LITTLE CHUM

Original Story and Written by: SHREKRULEZ
Supervising Producer: SHREKRULEZ
Producer: SHREKRULEZ
Story Directed by: SHREKRULEZ



The next morning inside of Ricky's apartment, both Minerva and Ricky were just
having breakfast together till Ricky's finishing up his shower and fell on the ground
hard.

MINERVA: Good morning, Mr. Sunshine
and how are you doing today?

RICKY: Well, I excruciatingly painful after taking my shower.
Damn it, I forgot my rubber ducky again.

MINERVA: You still have that one?
Too childish already?

RICKY: HEY, IT'S MY FAVORITE ONE SINCE I WAS A CHILD!

MINERVA: Pancakes, anyone?
(laughs) I'm just messing with you, Ricky.
Besides we all have secret possessions in our childhood memories.
Like this bracelet when I was 8. Cute, huh?

RICKY: God, that is so cute. Huh?

(looking at the clock which is precisely 8:00)

RICKY: DAMN IT!
I'M GONNA BE LATE!
(eating quickly and drops his coffee) OW! IT BURNS!

MINERVA: Rush hour syndrome.
You got to love it.

RICKY: Make yourself comfortable and watch TV if you're bored to death.
We'll make your occupational requirements after I'm done working.
Okay?

MINERVA: Okay.

RICKY: SEE YA!

MINERVA: HAVE A NICE DAY!

(he ran to the stair knob)

RICK: OW! I'M OKAY! (ran quickly)

MINERVA: (laughs) Sensitive, cool looking and sometimes clumsy
but he makes me laugh all the time.
What a dreamboat.
(closing the door)
Sometime soon I will tell him how I feel.
Better find something to watch. But first...

(grabbing the munchies and lands on the couch eating while changing the channels)

MINERVA: Doesn't get any better than this.

Suddenly, a rodent came to get some food by her close by and it's a mouse.
A blue and white male mouse named Stanton Mouse and he's a roommate for Ricky
in 3 years but Minerva didn't know it yet.

MINERVA: Hmm?

(mouse came and eating her food)

MINERVA: Oh, my god. OH, MY GOD! A FRIGGING MOUSE!
GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD!

(she threw the remote as the mouse left in a hurry)

MINERVA: That's for interrupting my TV meal time, you little bastard.

(mouse stopped a little)

MINERVA: Now, I can have some peace and quiet at last.
Disgusting rodent.

(mouse growls and grabs the pillow and threw at her)
(smack and fell down)

MINERVA: WHAT THE HELL!?! URRGH! YOU!

(mouse raspberries at her and leave in a hurry)

MINERVA: You're gonna get what's coming to you by me, you
despicable creature you.

(got the knife and trying to stab him)
(he saw her while continue stabbing till she almost cutting her finger off)

MINERVA: Huh? (knife close by her finger) YOW! DAMN IT!
My blasted finger almost got cut off. Glad it's all right.
Huh? Oh, poo, my fingernail got chopped. (growls)

(mouse laughs)

So the next thing, she's about to use a old fashioned mousetrap to capture
a infective rodent so it won't bother her anymore until the mouse starts putting
it close by her butt and snapped.

(snaps and screaming)

Meanwhile at the R-MART's parking lot....

LADY: Thank you so kindly, young man.
You have a nice day.

RICKY: YOU, TOO, MA'AM!

Then, his best friend, Chris Marx came to ask him questions.

CHRIS: HEY, RICKMEISTER, HOW'S IT GOING!?!

RICKY: Nothing much.

CHRIS: Well, you're in a awfully cheerful mood this morning lately.
Wondering what's going on in your apartment today. Hmm?

RICKY: OH, THAT! I...was...helping...someone.

CHRIS: I UNDERSTAND NOW!
You got yourself a girlfriend waiting for you to make love with.
YOU LUCKY BASTARD YOU!

RICKY: NO! NO WAY! We're best friends.
There's nothing between us, man.
Besides you've been watching too many romantic drama shows a lot lately.

CHRIS: Yeah. Like one show is a stupid ass crap. "FIND TRUE LOVE!"
Some asshead just destroying his apartment for finding something wonderful.
And it's a charm bracelet. Frigging idiot.

RICKY: I'm sure Minerva will never do that either.

Until now.

(she threw a lot of sharp stuff to kill a mouse)

MINERVA: DIE IN HELL, MOUSE!

(he raspberries and flew into the mousehole till Minerva slipped on the rug and
slammed on the wall with a nosebleed)

MINERVA: (muffles) God, I hate that mouse.
Uhh... (thuds)

(mouse laughs)

MINERVA: You think it's funny, huh?
Well, you won't be laughing with...(got a staple gun from behind) THIS!

(he screams and ran quickly)

MINERVA: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MOUSE!

(shoots a lot of staples and making a mess on the wall)
(a mouse came back to the mousehole)

MINERVA: DAMN IT!
You can stay in there all you want, little punk.
But you will have a chance to come out or you'll be a dead mouse.
Got it?

(she walks away) (mouse sighs of relief)

Meanwhile...

MANAGER: See you tomorrow.
Keep up the good work.

BOTH: SEE YA!

CHRIS: So, who's Minerva?
Is she French or something?
I love French women with their sexy accent.

RICKY: No. She's a animated and for real American Mink.

CHRIS: (froze by disbelief) WHAT!?! SHE'S A MINK!?!

RICKY: Are you all right, dude?

CHRIS: Uhh... What do you mean "a Mink?"

RICKY: She was a star on Animaniacs till it got cancelled. She got terminated.
That's why I'm gonna try to give her a new job after work.
Speaking of which...
I GOTTA GO! SEE YA! (running quickly)

CHRIS: That does it.
No more sexual conversations during work hours.

Meanwhile back at Ricky's apartment, the mouse comes out as Minerva got him
and about to eliminate her problem once and for all.

MINERVA: I GOT YOU!
Time to say goodbye as I'm gonna slit your throat.

STANTON: Go ahead. Kill me. I don't care.

MINERVA: Huh? YOW! YOU CAN TALK!?!

STANTON: Speak for yourself.
My name is Stanton Mouse and I lived with Ricky for 3 years.
I'm his roommate.

MINERVA: Your Ricky's roommate?

STANTON: Yes.
We've been friends since he's done High School.
You see, he's all alone since his parents died in a tragic car accident.
He can't afford this place.
I came and told the Landlord to help him out.
So he got a job to continue the payments.

MINERVA: So you're his best friend all this time from his own struggling?

STANTON: Yeah.
If you want to kill me, go right ahead.

In that very moment, Minerva felt pretty bad even from the tragic happening
from her friend's parents. From his understanding, she smiles and putting the knife
away to never harming him again.

MINERVA: I won't kill you.
In fact, I'm glad you did everything for him.
Thanks, my friend. (kisses him on the cheek)

STANTON: WHOA! I'M IN LOVE! Uhh... (thuds)

(Minerva's laughing) (door opens)

MINERVA: Oh, my god.

RICKY: HI, I'M BACK!
We can start the..uhh...what just happened to my place?

MINERVA: It's a long and short story.
It's frigging embarrassing, huh?

RICKY: (thuds) Son of a bitch.

(both laughing)

Later that night, they're watching a episode called Meet Minerva and in the beginning
of the episode, Minerva herself is on her robe walking so sexy to attract any male furries around for comedy element till she's approaching towards to the lake and taking her robe
off when suddenly, the Warner Brothers came and said "HELLO, NURSE!" and then, Dot came slamming them with a wooden mallet and said, "Boys." (shrugs and carrying the suitcase)

(all laughing)

MINERVA: (on TV) Can a girl get some privacy?

(pull down the slide curtain and taking her robe off all naked and
going into the water)

STANTON: COME ON, DAMN IT!
I WANT TO SEE YOUR NAKED BODY!

MINERVA: He's a perverted son of a bitch, isn't he? (laughing)

STANTON: You were attractive, huh?

MINERVA: Yeah.
I kinda miss my comedy occupation even I'm still attractive.
I really missed working with the Warner Bros. Studios. (sighs)

RICKY: Don't worry, Minerva. You will work again.
That's why we'll try to find a job for you.
It won't be easy but it'll be worth the effort.

STANTON: Like you masturbating from porn?

RICKY: YOU ASS!

(all laughing as he joining them)

And the job seeking adventure starts on the next episode of..
Lifestyles With MINERVA MINK(R).


THE END for now.






Series Producer: SHREKRULEZ

Head Story and Series Development: SHREKRULEZ

Head Writer: SHREKRULEZ

Executive Creative Consultant: SHREKRULEZ


Executive Story Editor: SHREKRULEZ
Story Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ
Characters Supervision: SHREKRULEZ
Story Coordination: SHREKRULEZ

Production Manager: SHREKRULEZ
Project and Production Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ

Dialogue Coordination/Supervision: SHREKRULEZ
Researching: SHREKRULEZ
Original Stories and Scripts by: SHREKRULEZ
Idealist: SHREKRULEZ

Coordinating Producer: SHREKRULEZ
Rewriting Supervisor/Coordinator: SHREKRULEZ
Executive Story Producer: SHREKRULEZ

Story Editing: SHREKRULEZ

Negative Fixtures: SHREKRULEZ



SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Tom Ruegger
Steven Spielberg
Julie Bruin
Warner Bros. Inc.
Amblin Entertainment
Nicholas Hollander
YouTube
Wikipedia
DeviantArt
and to all fans on Minerva Mink Fan Club


In Charge of Fan Fic Production: SHREKRULEZ
Story Structures and Special Projects: SHREKRULEZ

Executive Producer: SHREKRULEZ



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