FUNNY SHORT STORIES EP. 20

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Episode 20: WINTER TIME MESS UPS

Written and Story Directed by: SHREKRULEZ

Rated Y7+ for rude humor, comic violence and some rude moments





Welcome to a chilling comic adventure of FUNNY SHORT STORIES(TM).
In this short episode, we're here in Lake Placid, New York, to get some great fun to end the Winter
season. We beginning in a instructional part called....

"HOW TO SKI!"

NARRATOR: Is a difficult to struct yourself in skiing.
First you get your skis on.

(Rocky the Flying Squirrel got it on)

ROCKY: I'M READY!

NARRATOR: Good. Now, you must have to ski sticks for ultimate speed.

(stick on him)

ROCKY: OW!
Thanks for the point, idiot.

NARRATOR: Excuse me for living.
Doing the X technique, you must postioning yourself shaped like a X.
Then, you must release before landing on the snowy ground.

ROCKY: OH, NO! I FORGOT! AHH!

(he flew down into the snowy ground)

ROCKY: (muffles) Something tells me, skiing could be dangerous to my health.

NARRATOR: Now, onward to the force lift technique at the
high ski jump, my young id...I mean, chum.

(he's at the High Jump waiting for instructions)

ROCKY: I'M WAITING FOR YOUR STUPID INSTRUCTIONS, BUDDY!

NARRATOR: Well, look who's from the otherside of the bed lately.

(Rocky growls a little)

NARRATOR: All righty, then.
First, bending your knees into a angle position and
secondly, making a more aggressively speeding the position til you make it
to the ground.

ROCKY: I GET YOU! HERE GOES!

(he makes a smooth sailing) (he got his wings flying around smiling til he
saw a cute snow bunny) (he sighs until the thermadraft appears)

ROCKY: OH, NO! I CAN STAND THE WINDSPEED FROM THIS POSITION!
I'M GONNA CRASH AGAIN! AHH!

JOHNNY: Hey, pretty snow mama, I want you to see my skiing action.
Here goes.

(doing his stupid technique)

SNOW BUNNY: Excuse me, big, scary and abominable doofus,
may I pass?

JOHNNY: Not when I'm around.

SNOW BUNNY: Can someone fix that jerk?

(Rocky lands on Johnny) (Rocky groans in pain)

SNOW BUNNY: Well, my wish came true and you're kinda cute.
What do you say we can have hot chocolate at the Lodge?
My treat.

ROCKY: Sounds great, my sweet.

(both holding their hands and walking away)

JOHNNY: I'm getting a head breeze in my mind. AHH! (he cries a woman and ran off)

NARRATOR: That's brain freeze, dumb head.




Boy, Johnny just got snowbounded to make it more pleasurably hilarious
and someday soon he'll get another by eating a snow cone.
Onward to make a snowman. Two beautiful ladies, Blossom and Bubbles were making
a snowman until Buttercup was about to destroy it personally.

BUTTERCUP VS. THE SNOWMAN

BUBBLES: I'll give him with a pretty flower to make
a gentle-snowman this way.

BLOSSOM: Very presentable.
How I love Winter to make a snowman like this one.
Hmm. Wondering where's Buttercup at this time.

BUBBLES: Probably causing enough trouble as usual.

BUTTERCUP: TAKE THAT, EVIL SNOWBEAST OF THE NORTHERN COUNTRY!

(powing the snowman to none)

BLOSSOM: WHAT THE HEY, BUTTERCUP!?!

BUBBLES: (crying a little) Why, Buttercup?
Why hurting this coolest snowman we made?

BUTTERCUP: Crybaby.
I was practicing to annihilate monsters before hurting anyone else.
Great start, huh?

BUBBLES: SNOWMAN MURDERER! (runs away)

BLOSSOM: Buttercup, someday you'll get what's coming to you.
WAIT, UP, BUTTERCUP! (leaving)

BUTTERCUP: Hmm. Who needs them?

(she walks til the snowman is very angry at her)

Vengeanace, anyone? Something's gonna happen when Buttercup is relaxing before her
boyfriend shows up. The snow person came reconstructed ready to do vengeanace
and it's personal.

BUTTERCUP: Where the heck is my dummyhead boyfriend of mine?

(snowperson approaching towards her)

BUTTERCUP: Huh? Why's that creepy snowman staying closer to me?
I will destroy that snowman personally.

(snowball at her head) (she screams) (all laughing) (she growls)

BUTTERCUP: Who threw this snowball on my head?
If Brick made me mad, I'll give him a knucklesandwich.

(snowballs on her til she's all covered) (all laughing)

BRICK: Buttercup? Buttercup?
Hmm. Betcha she's at her family room inside the Lodge.
I'll wait her there. (walks away)

(Buttercup breaks apart and growls at the snowman)

BUTTERCUP: YOU ARE A STUPID SNOWMAN, YOU KNOW THAT!?!

(snowman shakes his head and she shreiked) (snowman nods "you imbicle")

BUTTERCUP: I don't know who make you alive but I will destroy you harshly.
YAHH!

(he tripped her and got snowbounded) (she pops out and about to attack him)
(snowballs flying and she shrieking out loud) (she lands hard)

BLOSSOM: Buttercup should've come closer to the ski lift before
lunchtime.

BUBBLES: She's so mean to me and the snowman we made.

BOOMER: HEY, LOOK!

BUTTERCUP: HELP ME! PLEASE!

BRICK: SO THERE YOU ARE! (she's behind him)

BUTTERCUP: THAT SNOWMAN IS SO MEAN TO ME!
DO SOMETHING BEFORE HE'LL ATTACK ME AGAIN!

SNOWMAN: NO! YOU ARE!
You've been a nusiance to hurt me and Bubbles' feelings already.
I just want a friend who made me because I'm a special person.
You, however, becoming the most inconsiderate person in this planet.
(crying while his tears into icicles)

BUTTERCUP: (crying a little) Wait.
I am sorry for hurting you and my sister, Bubbles.
Maybe you're right. I am a jerk.
Forgive me, you guys.

BUBBLES: (smiles with tears) I'll forgive you.

SNOWMAN: Me, too.

(both hugging) (he gone melted)

SNOWMAN: Oops.

(all laughing) (all repairing a snowman with a snowwoman) (both hugging together)
(the Powerpuffs and the Rowdyruffs smiling happily)

And so, the winter fun is saved thanks to Buttercup and her new best friend,
the snowman himself. Not The End yet, everyone because we got only more short
funny tale to end before Wintertime's over. In the last one is ice skating and
everyone are having fun til one person who doesn't skate and it's Cubbi Gummi.

CUBBI: Boy, it ain't easy for doing this ice skating.


"CUBBI'S ICE BREAKER"



CUBBI: I need to impress my sweetheart, Sunni and I have to keep on
practicing.

Guess who's with Sunni?

PEPE: Hello, hello, hello, mademoiselle.

SUNNI: Hi, there.

PEPE: Since you are alone, I want a ice skating partner.
Do you want to be my partner?

SUNNI: I don't know.
My boyfriend ain't gonna like with another guy.
But let's go for it as friends, all right?

PEPE: Oui.

(both skiing together) (Cubbi saw her with Pepe)
(he growls and getting steamed)

CUBBI: That two timing jerk.
I'll show him to impress her before any sweethearts trying to get my girl.

(he slipped and gone hurt)

CUBBI: Ow.

PEPE: You know, love at first sight in ze Winter Wonderland.
You will be ze only one for me.

SUNNI: Oh, my god, he's so coy with me.
I wish any gentlemen shouldn't be so coy with attractive ladies like myself.
Poor Cubbi.

PEPE: Did you want a kiss by lips, my darling?

(Cubbi starts skat.ing while being mad) (he tries to get her but he slips to the otherside
and crash landed with lots of hot dogs) (getting steamed)

CUBBI: OW!

(he spins in a tremendous speed and making great manurves even a figure 8 and 9
to 27) (crowd pleased and clapping) (Sunni is in loved with Cubbi again with hearts
spinning around)

PEPE: What ze heck?

CUBBI: YOW!

(bumping Pepe as he went under the ice and frozen) (he shivers)

SUNNI: WOW! YOU WERE ON FIRE!

(cooling off on the thin ice a little)

CUBBI: You're telling me.
Guess I was jealous of that guy who's been trying to make up with you.
I want to be in love together so I wanna impressing you for my ice skating
technique.

SUNNI: I am very impressed and you always be my boyfriend for life.

(both kissing) (audience applauding)

PEPE: Darn you, Winter.
Always ze worst season of my loving life. I perfer Spring.

(all skaters skating around the icy ring) (both lovers skating around)

Guess love can do more lovey dovey around Wintertime until Springtime's here
and melting the snow and ice to mud even with worms around. Yuck.
Winter's about to be over and Pepe wish came true that Springtime's coming
and the Tiny Toon characters will be enjoying the beachtime with love, hot stuff
and comedy. Oh, man, we're running of time again. So, thank you for reading and
see you next time on FUNNY SHORT STORIES!

(mud on his face)

Ugh....


THE END
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