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(Johnny Bravo theme song performs)
FUNNY SHORT STORIES(TM)
A Shrekrulez Entertainment Ltd. Production
Starring Johnny Bravo and Mickey Mouse in....
"HOW TO GET WOMEN"
Original Story and Written by:
Story Directed by:
Rated Y7+ for comic violence and rude humor
Also starring various of beautiful ladies
Trying to meet the most beautiful woman in the entire world?
Did your efforts like chocolates and flowers don't worked?
LOOK NO FURTHER, SINGLE GUYS!
CAUSE THIS IS THE FUNNY SHORT STORIES' GUIDE TO GET WOMEN!
Here are the gentlemen to show you how: Mickey Mouse and Johnny Bravo.
They'll demonstrating to how to get women. So take it away....
GREET WOMEN PROPERLY
(Mickey walking around until Lola Bunny stands still and he stopped to say)
MICKEY: Hello, my dear, lovely weather we're having.
Have a nice day.
LOLA: You're such a cutie.
(Johnny Bravo came to see Lola in a bad way)
JOHNNY: HEY, THERE, PRETTY MAMA!
What see my pecs?
(showing muscles many times as he doing karate moves)
LOLA: Is this some kind of joke?
JOHNNY: I know you're catching on with my spectacular movements.
Wanna go on date with me? (he holds her)
LOLA: How about this?
(karate moves and judo trips and spinning around)
(she threw him into the garbage can)
LOLA: JERK! Next time you ever seen me again, bucko,
I won't go easy on you. (walking away)
JOHNNY: She wants me.
(dump truck came and pick it up)
JOHNNY: This is gonna be painful.
(smacks inside and drove away)
MICKEY: Some guys don't have class at all.
WOW! Johnny Bravo is doing stupid things to hurt women like that
and making a bad impression. Oh, well. Let's go to the next step
to help you to get women. Here it goes:
HELPING A PERSON OUT
At the beach, Mickey Mouse is building a sandcastle until Hello Nurse
just didn't have anything to do with this afternoon.
Let's see what Mickey is gonna do.
(Hello Nurse crying in tears)
MICKEY: Excuse me, Miss, are you all right?
HELLO NURSE: No. I have no other things to do.
I'm just devastated.
MICKEY: Well, I have something else to do and if it's okay
you can help me to finish up the sandcastle.
HELLO NURSE: Sure. I will.
(making a beautiful sandcastle) (she kissing him on his right cheek)
Oh, no, here comes the clutz.
(Johnny Bravo is doing the muscle thing)
JOHNNY: Don't I make you feel the action?
I wanna to do this. (doing the monkey dance)
(Hello Nurse laughs)
JOHNNY: I made you laugh with greatness of my pecs.
That doesn't sound right.
HELLO NURSE: It's not that. It's you.
You're completely ridiculous.
Why go bother someone else and get out of my sight?
JOHNNY: I CAN MAKE A BETTER SANDCASTLE!
BE RIGHT BACK!
(Johnny made a bigger and worse sandcastle)
(sandcastle tumbles down at her) (she screams til she's underground)
JOHNNY: Don't have to thank me, my pretty Mamma, I'm doing my best.
(she gives him sand in his pants as he starts screaming) (he swims into the water)
JOHNNY: Ahh. I'm okay.
(shark came out of nowhere) (Johnny screams) (he ran as the shark pursuit)
HELLO NURSE: What a yutz.
Onward to the 3rd step....
GO OUT TO SEE A MOVIE
At the Movie Theater, Mickey is gonna buy a movie ticket when suddenly
the most goregous mink of all, Minerva Mink doesn't have much money
to buy a movie ticket.
MINERVA: I want one ticket please. OH, CRUD! I thought I got my wallet
but I forgot.
Maybe I can help out.
Excuse me, Miss, I can manage to buy you another ticket.
Wanna see a movie with me?
Then, they're at the their seats watching "ACTION ROY 2: Adventures in the Safrai"
as they're enjoying the popcorn with each other.
MINVERA: That is the best thing I'll never forget, my love.
I love you.
(both kissing on their lips)
Let's see if Johnny Bravo can fix his mistake this time.
MINERVA: Man, I can't believe I forgot my wallet.
Wish someone could help me to see this romantic comedy flick like this.
JOHNNY: DON'T WORRY, PRETTY MAMA, I'LL HELP YOU!
Here you go, sir. Let's go to the movies together.
Well, at least, he's a gentleman for helping her out.
Let's see if they're enjoying their movie.
(Johnny munching louder) (audience say "shh")
JOHNNY: HA HA HA HA HA! THAT'S SO FUNNY!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IF HER BOYFRIEND DOING A STUPID THING!
(got slapped by his girlfriend)
JOHNNY: HA HA HA HA HA! TOLD YOU SO! HA HA HA HA!
(audience growling and getting mad)
MINERVA: I'll hande this, ladies and gentlemen.
YOU ARE THE WORST DATE EVER SO GOODBYE!
(high kick his butt and he flew onto the road)
JOHNNY: It could be worse.
(traffic zooming away) (Johnny screams like a girl) (he ran til he went to someone's
yard and heard the dog's growl)
JOHNNY: Nice little doggy. Nice little doggy. I WANT MY MAMA!
(dog growls and biting his butt and his pants)
MINERVA: That guy is such a inconsiderate yutz.
MICKEY: Tell me about it.
Okay, never mind.
In the meantime, let's go to Step number 4.....
FIXING HER CAR
At the streets of hometown neighborhood, Jenni Skunk is having trouble
with her car so then, Mickey was driving til he saw her in trouble so he eventually
stopping his car and gonna help her.
MICKEY: Hello, Miss, having car problems?
My transmission fluid is leaking around the carbirator til the engine's
stall. Can you help me out?
MICKEY: I will.
Now, let me see.
(going inside under the hood)
Well, I clean up the transmission fluid and the caribirator's fixed up.
You're all to go, Ma'am.
JENNI: Thank you so much, sir.
I really apperciate it. Here's my reward for your assistance.
(Jenni kissing Mickey on the lips)
MICKEY: You're welcome, Ma'am.
Very touching moment, huh?
Anyway, let's see if Johnny could do better like Mickey did.
JOHNNY: Hey, there, pretty gal.
Wanna go out on a date with me?
I can show you everything even my pecs. (doing the muscle and karate moves)
Can you be a sweetheart and fix my car up?
JOHNNY: Maybe I could. (humming as playing tools as dolls)
Oh, nice thing you giving me, my love.
(man) Don't worry, I'll get another one later.
JENNI: What the...?
(she gets off her car and saw him) Darn you, you stupid ox.
JOHNNY: Wanna play house with me?
(punching and kicking til she threw him into the car and pushing the car
harder) (car crashed into the tree)
JOHNNY: She's so pretty strong for a skunk.
(tree timber him) (smacks down on the tree)
JOHNNY: Too late.
Never mind again. Well, time to end this with the final step and it's called...
GREAT MEAL TIME
In this final step, they're gonna have dinner with Lola Bunny one at a time
to become a humble gentleman making good conversations and table manners
as well. Mickey can go first.
WAITOR: Welcome to the Restaurant.
Did you have a reservation?
MICKEY: We do. Table for two, please.
WAITOR: Right this way.
MICKEY: Allow me, my dear.
(Lola sits down as he pushed her slowly towards to the table)
LOLA: My, you're such a gentleman.
MICKEY: Why, thank you.
LOLA: Then, one day I was scrubbing my toes until I was too soapy
and slipping into the muddy ground. I said, "called me MUD."
LOLA: Now, you tell me a story.
MICKEY: Okay, let's see.
I was a orphan trying to get some cheese until a mousetrap caught me.
And let me tell you, getting trapped really hurts.
Good job. Now, Johnny Bravo, don't mess it up this time, okay?
JOHNNY: Allow me to serve you. Huh?
(zooms while taking a chair)
LOLA: (fell down) HEY! YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE!
JOHNNY: Here you go, pretty Mama. (to someone's wife with the chair)
MAN: THAT'S MY WIFE, JERK!
(pow at him as he flew into the kitchen with knives on his back)
JOHNNY: Boy, this is a real pain in my back.
At the table....
(Johnny tucking the table cloth into his pants)
LOLA: What the heck did you think you're doing?
JOHNNY: Just protecting my cool looking clothes I always wear.
I don't wanna make a mess. Oops. Gotta go.
(Johnny leaves as dishes, silverware and condiments on her)
(she gasps and snarls)
JOHNNY: I'm back. Anything happened when I'm was away?
LOLA: I'm gonna give you something you won't forget.
(pow at him as he went into the alley and thuds on the trash cans)
JOHNNY: Love stinks, don't you think? (cat screeching and meowing)
What the...? (cat snarls and clawing) OW! OW! OW! OUCH! (screams)
MICKEY: What a fortunate term of events.
Where were we?
LOLA: How about a kiss?
Until Mickey's girlfriend, Minnie Mouse saw everything horrible
and gonna go way berserk.
MINNIE: WHAT THE...!?! (she got a rolling pin and zooms inside)
LOLA: I think I better leave. See ya. (running off)
MICKEY: Huh? Oh. Hi, Minnie, I was helping her out, that's all.
MINNIE: More like cheating to me.
Here's something on your head.
(she smacks his head many times) (Mickey screams as both of them left
in a hurry)
JOHNNY: THAT'S FOR MAKING ME LOOK BAD, YOU DUMB MOUSE!
(all ladies are mad)
JENNI: We beg the differ, big lummux. GET HIM, LADIES!
(Johnny screams as the ladies throw everything including the kitchen sink)
Love hurts, doesn't it? Well, that's all the time for this instructional shorty
episode so join with me next time for some....huh?
(powing at me by Mickey Mouse and Johnny Bravo)
BOTH: TAKE THAT, BUCKO! (shaking hands and going away)
...laughs on FUNNY SHORT STORIES(TM). I hate my life. Ow.
("funny ending, isn't it?" sign shown)
(MGM Tex Avery Cartoon end theme plays)
A Shrekrulez Entertainment Ltd. Production
Original Stories and Written by: SHREKRULEZ
Coordinating Producer: SHREKRULEZ
Story Editor: SHREKRULEZ
Creative Consultant and Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ
Characters Selections: SHREKRULEZ
Story Production Controller: SHREKRULEZ
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Rewrite Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ
Rewrite Coordinator: SHREKRULEZ
Story Coordinator: SHREKRULEZ
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Negative Fixtures: SHREKRULEZ
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Jeff Glen Bennett
Cartoon Network, Inc.
Amblin Entertainment, Inc.
Warner Bros. Entertainment, Co.
Walt Disney Animation/Original Archives
to all Nostalgia fans
Minerva Mink/Hello Nurse TM/(C) by Warner Bros. Entertainment, Co.
and Amblin Entertainment, Inc.
Lola Bunny TM/(C) by Warner Bros. Entertainment, Co.
Jenni Skunk created and (C) by Shrekrulez
Mickey and Minnie Mouse TM/(C) by Walt Disney Company
Johnny Bravo TM/(C) by Cartoon Network and Warner Bros. Entertainment, Co.
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