FUNNY SHORT STORIES 2

Shrekrulez Entertainment Ltd.
Presents




(Looney Tunes theme song performs)

FUNNY SHORT STORIES(TM)
A Shrekrulez Entertainment Ltd. Production

Starring Felix the Cat and Jerry Mouse
In.....


"A PEST IN FELIX'S HOUSE"

Original Story and Written by:
Shrekrulez

Story Directed by:
Shrekrulez

Rated PG+ for comic violence, rude humor
and some mild sensuality




It all started when Felix was having breakfast in the morning
until someone's been peaking inside the mouse hole
waiting for the right moment to get some breakfast.

FELIX: (sighs) Nothing better than a cup
of coffee and a doughnut to start the day.

(Jerry grabs the doughnut as Felix bite his finger)

FELIX: OW! DARN IT! WHAT THE...!?!
MY DOUGHNUT! Where is it?
Hmm. Oh, well. Luckily for myself, I already got another one.

(Felix got another one and about to eat it until
Jerry strikes again)

FELIX: Hmm. I'll try another one.

(he grabs the doughnut until Jerry came again when
Felix saw him)

FELIX: AHA!

JERRY: YIKES!

(he grab the doughnut while Felix chasing him til he knockout
on the wall)

JERRY: Thanks for the doughnuts, donkeyhead.
(chomping) ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY!

FELIX: I better figure out to get rid of him.
Hmm. AH! MY MAGIC BAG OF TRICKS! (whistles)

(magic bag bouncing til it's approaching towards to Felix)
(Felix is transforming his bag into a mousetrap)

FELIX: Now, a piece of cheese to get that mouse.
Better scram out of here before he'll discover me.
(ZIPS!) He'll be in a snapping mood. HA! (16X)

(Jerry brings a mousetrap closer towards his tail)
(SNAP!)

FELIX: Huh? (looking behind) YIKES! (smashing through the
ceiling)

JERRY: Stop hanging around.
You're disturbing my work. (chomping the whole piece of cheese)

(Felix growls)

Felix using the magic bag to make a bomb to eliminating the
mouse. He's placing inside the mouse hole once more and
hit the deck until Jerry placing a bomb inside his chair.
It explodes and the chair is in pieces. Felix looks and freaks out.

FELIX: NO! MY FAVORITE CHAIR!

JERRY: Lifetime warrenties got expired.
Take a easy. (ZIPS!)

FELIX: I just had enough of that insignificant mouse.
Only one way to get him out.

(Magic Bag transforming into a sexy mouse to get him out)

FELIX: All right, my beautiful mouse, get his attention
and I'll blast him with my shotgun. Understand?

(she winks and steps inside the mouse hole)

JERRY: Hmm. It's very lonely in my household place.
I wish I could find a very....attractive...female...mouse....

(she walks very sensuality)

JERRY: JUST LIKE HER!

(he holds her and about to kiss her)
(she slaps him and winks while walking away)

JERRY: COME BACK, MY DARLING MINX!
I'LL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM HIS LOUSY HOUSE TO SOMEPLACE
ELSE!

FELIX: LOUSY HOUSE, HUH!?!
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

(Jerry gasps as he start shooting him) (Jerry hops away)
(gunshooting many times as he making holes on his floor)
(floor starts creaking)

FELIX: Huh? (floor cracking)
Something tells me, that was a bad idea.
YIPE!

(floor piles through down on the basement)

FELIX: DARN IT!
MY FLOOR IS VERY EXPENSIVE!
MAGIC BAG, HELP ME!

(Magic Bag transforms back and helping Felix)

JERRY: Huh? Where's my honeybunch?
Where did she go?

FELIX: All right, mouse. It's time to pay the piper.

JERRY: Hold it. Let me see.
I got 40 bucks and a credit card.

FELIX: STOP WITH THOSE STUPID JOKES OF YOURS!

JERRY: I was trying to be hospitible.

FELIX: Now, your butt is mine to kill. (clicks)
What the heck?

JERRY: Out of annumation?

FELIX: Yeah.

JERRY: HALLELUJAH!

(Magic Bag transforms into a tommy gun)

FELIX: BUT MY TRUSTY MAGIC BAG IS NOW A TOMMY GUN!
I suggest you run....NOW!

JERRY: YIPE!

(fires many bullets everywhere while Jerry just kept dodging
away from the bullets) (walls start cracking, windows shattering
and chimney collasping) (house start shaking)

FELIX: UH, OH! I MADE ANOTHER BIG, BIG BOO BOO! YIKES!

(he ran as the house collasped)

FELIX: NO! MY HOUSE! Good news I got home insurance.

But since he's destroying his own house to get rid of a mouse
the insurance rejecting to rebuild. Now, Felix is a homeless cat
along with his magic bag are staying inside the alley while
the storm clashing to make it more miserable. Jerry came and saw everything feeling really bad so he got a idea to help him out.

JERRY: Hey, there.

FELIX: Leave me alone, mouse.
I don't wanna talk to you.

JERRY: I'm sorry for everything I did to you.
I shouldn't done those things to you and your house.
I'm gonna make everything much better for you.
Come with me.

(both Jerry and Felix walking together and saw his new apartment)

FELIX: You lived here?

JERRY: Yep.

FELIX: Why to be in my house instead of here?

JERRY: I need someone to stay with me as a roommate.
I feel so lonely without anyone else around.

FELIX: I can be one and no more chasing around.

JERRY: Deal. Welcome to your new home, roommate.
(snapped on his tail by a real mousetrap) Plot thickens.

(Felix laughing)

And so, both of them were staying inside Jerry's apartment
and nothing's gonna changed except for Jerry's tail stay
attached with a mousetrap.




(Looney Tunes end theme)

BOTH: THAT'S ALL FOLKS!(TM)

Until next time....




Producer: SHREKRULEZ
Original Stories and Written by: SHREKRULEZ
Coordinating Producer: SHREKRULEZ
Story Editor: SHREKRULEZ
Creative Consultant and Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ
Characters Selections: SHREKRULEZ

Story Production Controller: SHREKRULEZ
Production Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ
Rewrite Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ
Rewrite Coordinator: SHREKRULEZ
Story Coordinator: SHREKRULEZ
Story Supervisor: SHREKRULEZ
Executive Story Producer: SHREKRULEZ

Negative Fixtures: SHREKRULEZ

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Felix the Cat Productions
Phil Roman Productions
Hanna Barbera
Turner Entertainment, Co.
Warner Bros Entertainment, Co.
Tex Avery
YouTube
Wikipedia
Deviantart
and
to all Nostalgia fans


Executive Producer:
SHREKRULEZ



DISCLAIMER:

Felix the Cat TM/(C) by Felix the Cat Productions
Jerry Mouse TM/(C) by Turner Entertainment, Co.

The characters and events of this fanfic is fictional.
Any similarities from actual events in the living or dead
for that matter is purely coincidental and unintentional.

Ownership of the copyright material is stricly prohibited.
Any material from cartoon shorts, TV shows and movies
been reproduction, duplication or distributed will may
result in the criminal prosecution as well as civil liabilities.

FUNNY SHORT STORIES TM/(C) 2012 by
SHREKRULEZ ENTERTAINMENT Ltd.
All Rights Reserved.



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